Sunday, February 17, 2008

Meaningless Drivel

Because I can think of nothing clever to write about tonight, and because tomorrow I absolutely MUST clean this house and NOT spend three to four hours online, I only have a question for you. A fun one, though, I believe, if you follow celebs at all. I would say I follow them to an extent. I do not subscribe to any mags, but I do read them while waiting to have my teeth cleaned, and I do scan the headlines while in line at the grocery. So while I don't know, say, the current state of Tori's relationship with her money-grubbing mother, I do know that J.Lo is pregnant with twins, and that Britney of course is a train wreck.
The question is, if you HAD to, who would you choose as your celebrity boyfriend/husband/meaningless fling?
I THINK I would choose Clive Owen. Or wait! Colin Firth. Definitely Colin Firth. Mmmm... But I'm open to suggestions.
Go!

24 comments:

Swistle said...

Hm. John C. McGinley (Scrubs) or David Boreanaz (Angel)? Tough call.

K in the Mirror said...

mmm... josh holloway from Lost. Love me some scruffy Sawyer.

SLynnRo said...

Well, I've already touted my love for Anthony Bourdain. But he would not be my number one pick. I am totally in love with Patrick Dempsey. And also, shamefully, Brody Jenner.

LoriD said...

I'm a George Clooney or Johnny Depp gal.

cady said...

patrick dempsey or matthew fox.

K in the Mirror said...

Oh, and I forgot Skeet Ulrich. But the Jericho Skeet, not the Scream one. :)

jess said...

Christian Bale or Johnny Depp

desperate housewife said...

Jess- Oh! Christian Bale! How did I forget about him... I've had a crush on him since he was in Newsies, for heaven's sake.

Saly said...

k in the mirror--- mmmm the Jericho skeet. YUM. It's nice to see someone else out there who has even heard of Jericho. We love that show!!

It's a tie for me--- I am so in love with Robert Downey Jr. I could love him enough to keep him off of the smack forever! But also Ken Marino, who a lot of people don't know, (he was on an MTV's The State and played Joey Potter's college teacher/boyfriend on dawson's Creek) is the love of my life.

Jenna said...

I hate to admit it, but I LOVE me some pretty boys: Matthew Fox, Michael Vartan (from Alias and Never Been Kissed), Ryan Phillipe (though I haven't forgiven him for his divorce from Reece),even.... Orlando Bloom.

d e v a n said...

ooh, Matthew Fox! Or Taye Diggs. *drool*

Shelly said...

Yeah, I'm thinking Johnny Depp on this one. He's really sweet when he talks about his kids.

JMC said...

Johnny Depp. Most definitely.

Astarte said...

Oh, God, definitely Christian Bale!!! I have been in love with him since he was in Little Women. I absolutely DIE every time he proposes to Jo... and she REFUSES him!!!! Silly girl!! I do love Johnny Depp, but there's something SO sexy, SO alluring about him, that I'm afraid to even lust after him in my mind. I do have to say, though, that the way he holds the mug of hot chocolate at the end of Chocolat, with the cup in his palm rather than by the handle, definitely makes my mind wander to what else he could palm with that delicious hand! Ahem. :)

Maggie said...

I was thinking very hard about this...and the realized from reading the comments that I almost forgot about Christian Bale! I love him. I'm sure he loves me to...but he's probably just shy or something...

I also am totally in love with Matt Damon.

Jana said...

This totally reminds me of "The List" on Friends....you know, the five celebrities you're allowed to sleep with. My list (yes, I'm a dork and I have a list, but so does my husband): Colin Firth, Michael Vartan, Kyle Chandler (the coach on 'Friday Night Lights), Goran Visnijc (Luka on 'ER') and Naveen Andrews (Sayid from 'Lost'). Fun to think about!

desperate housewife said...

Jana- We have lists, too!!

arambledlife said...

I'm completely in love with Ben Affleck and his cute brother Casey.

CAQuincy said...

I'd have to fight you for Colin Firth. He's number ONE on my list.

I've always had a slight crush on David Duchovony.

And yes, I have to admit, that Matthew Fox has been put on my radar since I started watching "Lost."

Oh! Christian Bale! HOT!

Yes! Don't forget Orlando and Johnny Depp!

And Kenneth Brannaugh. Because I dig me a British accent.

I'm sure there are more. But let's just leave it at that. My drool is inhibiting my keyboard.

Jess said...

I pick Alan Rickman. My standard celebrity crush response. Mmm.

Chelle said...

You've been tagged. Now you have a topic to write about ;)

Erin said...

Golly. I don't really know. But possibly Johnny Depp. Because I am OLD and can't get over him.

Your little ones are adorable and look SO MUCH ALIKE! They definitely have their daddy's eyes, huh?

I missed your wedding post, but I've been in too many wedding parties. I much prefer to have a less active role. I think it's all more enjoyable that way. Let's see... I've purchased six bridesmaids dresses and participated as bridesmaid in five weddings (the other I missed because of possible early labor with my first). I've worn ONE of those dresses again. But hey, all those girls are still married!

Tessie said...

What is WITH all of this Johnny Depp love?

Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs). Totally my standard answer.

Also, Matt Damon as the Will Hunting character in Good Will Hunting.

K in the Mirror said...

I have to keep coming back and reading the comments again. Yummy christian bale!

I also really like Shemar Moore. I think he's on Criminal Minds now but he used to be on Y&R.