Much as I love you,
My boobs are not a snack bar.
Pace yourself, chubby!
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7 comments:
Autumn leaves falling
This haiku is so funny
Nearly peed my pants
best thing I've read all day!
Loved it!
Ha, ha, ha!
LOL! I absolutely loved that! It really made me laugh :-) I forwarded it on to a few friends as well to brighten their day with a smile and a laugh. :-)
This is the best Haiku. EVER.
Haikus for OSU fans:
buckeye necklaces
the comfort of hairless nuts
resting on their chest
scarlet grey fever
making hometown improvements
one fire at a time
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