Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Haiku for Eli

Much as I love you,
My boobs are not a snack bar.
Pace yourself, chubby!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Autumn leaves falling
This haiku is so funny
Nearly peed my pants

mamashine said...

best thing I've read all day!

Anonymous said...

Loved it!

Mommy Daisy said...

Ha, ha, ha!

The Penguin said...

LOL! I absolutely loved that! It really made me laugh :-) I forwarded it on to a few friends as well to brighten their day with a smile and a laugh. :-)

Jennifer said...

This is the best Haiku. EVER.

Anonymous said...

Haikus for OSU fans:

buckeye necklaces
the comfort of hairless nuts
resting on their chest

scarlet grey fever
making hometown improvements
one fire at a time