Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Haiku for Eli

Much as I love you,
My boobs are not a snack bar.
Pace yourself, chubby!

7 comments:

Swistle said...

Autumn leaves falling
This haiku is so funny
Nearly peed my pants

K in the Mirror said...

best thing I've read all day!

Jana said...

Loved it!

Mommy Daisy said...

Ha, ha, ha!

Delia S. said...

LOL! I absolutely loved that! It really made me laugh :-) I forwarded it on to a few friends as well to brighten their day with a smile and a laugh. :-)

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

This is the best Haiku. EVER.

GO BLUE said...

Haikus for OSU fans:

buckeye necklaces
the comfort of hairless nuts
resting on their chest

scarlet grey fever
making hometown improvements
one fire at a time