Lots Of Pictures, A Couple Of Words

Why, look at that! I've gone blond! And dropped twenty pounds! Oh no wait, that's Eli's Aunt Laura.



Here we have a handsome- and TOOTHY- little mankins sporting his new elephant onesie courtesy of Elizabeth at Elephant Ears, courtesy of Swistle's contest. (Courtesy of me being a genius WINNER! ahem.) Please disregard filthy doormat behind cute child. Focus on cute child! (Interesting side note: Elizabeth's son is also named Eli. Coincidence? I think not.)



Here is Eli with his little buddy Gabriel (by little I of course mean, one day OLDER. Whatever. It's late.) Aren't they just EATABLE? I cannot resist squeezing them. Sometimes I pinch their cheeks simultaneously. That's a lot of cheek.



Eli already demonstrates a remarkable thirst for knowledge. A young scholar, he is.



I know, I know. We've got to get him off the 'roids. Enough is enough.

Speaking of which, there are actually MORE pictures I wanted to post, but I've become some sort of unstoppable lunatic, I'm sensing, and I may tomorrow check back and wonder why I thought these were all so post-worthy. I am extremely tired (thank you, dog running away and wandering the neighborhood barking all night! Also thank you, first attempt at night weaning, for doing your part to contribute to my zombie state.)
Also, for all you who were begging, nay, outright DEMANDING photographic evidence of my tanness, thinness, blond-ishness, and glittery glory, never fear. I am getting my mom to scan some pictures for me so I can put my bridal radiance out there for everyone to see.