Sunday, April 01, 2012

To Whom It May Concern

Dear Jim and world at large, - I hope having an unborn fetus in my womb doesn't turn you off

Dear Me, - Sorry you're due during bathing suit season

Dear Robert Pattinson, - I wish the cast of Twilight had to fight in the Hunger Games

Dear Kids, - You won't be this cute forever
Might be time to improve your sucking up skills a bit. Just sayin'.

1 comment:

Michelle said...

These things crack me up. I've gotten on that site and lost complete track of time.