So I was mopping today (pauses for applause) and the older two kids were playing babies in the den while the real baby napped. The pretend babies were getting hungry, so Eli mentioned that he ought to nurse them.
Addy, in a superior tone, "Eli, boys and men have BREASTS, but they don't make any MILK. Only I can nurse the baby."
Eli: "Well my breasts make JUICE, so I think the baby wants ME."
Why yes, I do have my hands full, thanks for noticing.
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7 comments:
That is AWESOME. I like the way your kids think.
bwahahahahaha!
And I am also impressed by the mopping!
I love it! When Harper used to watch me feed Michael she said one of her nipples was for milk and the other was for juice. :-)
Oh and way to go with the mopping! Seriously.
That is just too funny!
Eli and the amazing juice-making breasts! Too funny.
How great is it that your children are being raised in such an informed and positive manner? I think it's fantastic.
If that were true, he would have no problem finding a woman to marry and make a family. What woman wouldn't snatch up a guy who could feed the baby too?
Hilarious!!
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