Sunday, April 01, 2012

To Whom It May Concern

Dear Jim and world at large,

someecards.com - I hope having an unborn fetus in my womb doesn't turn you off



Dear Me,

someecards.com - Sorry you're due during bathing suit season


Dear Robert Pattinson,

someecards.com - I wish the cast of Twilight had to fight in the Hunger Games

Dear Kids,

someecards.com - You won't be this cute forever
Might be time to improve your sucking up skills a bit. Just sayin'.

2 comments:

Michelle said...

These things crack me up. I've gotten on that site and lost complete track of time.

Anonymous said...

unborn fetus turn me off? HELL NO I think baby is hot they have the bestpussy